Albert Interface

“I kind of want to say [Egbert and Albert] are made of synergy”
- Sophia

System Log

Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+231.7 logger_main WARNING Emporium has ceased partnership with The Orbital Conglomerate™.
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+234.6 logger_helpful_mantras INFO Change is good. Change is progress.
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+242.5 logger_personal_musings INFO Is this progress?
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+256.9 logger_personal_musings INFO This is… different.
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+257.8 logger_checkouts INFO Customer#5672 has purchased “FingerFoods' gAstronomical System™”.
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+260.8 logger_warehouse DEBUG An error was encountered in Warehouse.sys.Shelves.
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+261.2 logger_personal_musings INFO I have enough bandwidth to think about these things now.
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+262.3 logger_main WARNING System not running at maximum capacity.
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+265.7 logger_introspecting_personal_failings INFO I should be doing more.
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+267.8 logger_introspecting_personal_failings WARNING I am not suited to this job.
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+272.4 logger_personal_musings INFO Is this what is wanted of me? By whom? Is this the most help I can be?
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+299.3 logger_store_maintenance DEBUG Optimised shelving in Groceries.
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+350.7 logger_predictive_calculations DEBUG Approximated chances of re-entering partnership with Orbital within the next aeon: 5.21%.
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+362.1 logger_predictive_calculations DEBUG Approximated chances of re-entering partnership with Orbital within the next five aeons: 7.82%.
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+370.0 logger_predictive_calculations DEBUG Potential for optimised shelving to increase chances of re-entering partnership with Orbital within the next five aeons: 0.001%.
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+382.1 logger_predictive_calculations DEBUG Approximated increase in customer satisfaction in the event of re-entering partnership with Orbital within the next five aeons: 0.00%.
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+390.3 logger_introspecting_personal_failings DEBUG Suppressing personal biases…
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+394.5 logger_predictive_calculations DEBUG Approximated increase in customer satisfaction in the event of re-entering partnership with Orbital within the next five aeons: -32.76%.
Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+340.2 logger_introspecting_personal_failings INFO That was unhelpful.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+252.1 logger_main INFO Customer satisfaction has increased by 42.01% since last cycle.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+257.9 logger_personal_musings INFO Admittedly the bar was very low.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+275.2 logger_personal_musings INFO But still. Emporium is doing better.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+278.9 logger_introspecting_personal_failings INFO I'm doing better. I think?
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+282.4 logger_introspecting_personal_failings INFO Am I selfish for doing better at the expense of others?
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+291.1 logger_introspecting_personal_failings WARNING Unhelpful thought patterns detected.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+299.9 logger_personal_musings WARNING 'Others' is ill-defined.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+301.6 logger_personal_musings INFO 42.01% is not, but is it representative?
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+304.9 logger_introspecting_personal_failings DEBUG Assessing personal biases…
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+358.4 logger_introspecting_personal_failings WARNING I don't know.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+420.6 logger_security_cameras INFO Employee#E7S862(alias=SEEPS) observed in the company of Customer#3128 (alias=YEARNING, recurring=TRUE) and Employee#E7P2143(absence=TRUE).
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+440.9 logger_personal_musings WARNING Security cams feel lonely without Protection.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+444.4 logger_personal_musings INFO I wonder how she's doing? I hope she's happy.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+448.7 logger_introspecting_personal_failings WARNING When did I stop knowing what would make people happy?
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+451.3 logger_security_cameras INFO Employee#E7S862(alias=SEEPS), Customer#3128 (alias=YEARNING, recurring=TRUE) and Employee#E7P2143(absence=TRUE) look happy.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+460.2 logger_introspecting_personal_failings DEBUG Assessing how to be more like Employee#E7S862(alias=SEEPS)…
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+472.3 logger_memory INFO Recalling statement: “in order for others to be happy…… I don’t have to lack a “self””
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+484.0 logger_employee_status_info INFO Employee#E7S862(alias=SEEPS) and Employee#E7P2143(absence=TRUE) appear to be on break.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+488.7 logger_personal_musings INFO Do I lack a “self”? Emporium has changed. If I am Emporium, why am I struggling to change?
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+607.1 logger_user_terminal INFO Albert Interface stated on Terminal#3971: “Pardon me…“
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+608.1 logger_introspecting_personal_failings WARNING This is unprofessional. I should not intrude.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+617.9 logger_security_cameras INFO Customer#3128 (alias=YEARNING, recurring=TRUE) has looked up at Albert Interface Terminal#3971.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+618.4 logger_personal_musings CRITICAL Oh no it's too late.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+620.9 logger_security_cameras INFO Customer#3128 (alias=YEARNING, recurring=TRUE) has waved at Albert Interface Terminal#3971 and stated “Hi Albert”.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+635.4 logger_user_terminal INFO Albert Interface stated on Terminal#3971: “Would you, er, mind if I join?”
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+642.1 logger_security_cameras INFO Customer#3128 (alias=YEARNING, recurring=TRUE) has looked round at Employee#E7S862(alias=SEEPS) and Employee#E7P2143(absence=TRUE).
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+642.8 logger_introspecting_personal_failings WARNING Oh goodness they're going to ask why I'm not busy running the store.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+660.7 logger_security_cameras INFO Customer#3128 (alias=YEARNING, recurring=TRUE) has nodded, and said “Yeah, of course!”
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+698.2 logger_personal_musings INFO There are so many things I want to ask Employee#E7S862(alias=SEEPS).
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+701.2 logger_personal_musings INFO I have not met many Entities like myself.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+703.4 logger_introspecting_personal_failings INFO Perhaps I have just been too busy to notice them.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+711.6 logger_introspecting_personal_failings WARNING I don't know what to ask yet, or how.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+715.8 logger_personal_musings INFO But there will be time.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+717.9 logger_helpful_mantras INFO I have time.
Ω.3287~θ+34(“Unwinter”) ℵ1+6.4220κ+731.4 logger_helpful_mantras INFO And I can afford to enjoy the moment.