eternity:albert_interface [Emporium]

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======Albert Interface======
> "I kind of want to say [Egbert and Albert] are made of synergy" 
> - Sophia

===== System Log =====

|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+231.7 | logger_main | WARNING | Emporium has ceased partnership with The Orbital Conglomerate™.|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+234.6 | logger_helpful_mantras | INFO | Change is good. Change is progress.|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+242.5 | logger_personal_musings | INFO | Is this progress?|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+256.9 | logger_personal_musings | INFO | This is... different.|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+257.8 | logger_checkouts | INFO | Customer#5672 has purchased "FingerFoods' gAstronomical System™".|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+260.8 | logger_warehouse | DEBUG | An error was encountered in Warehouse.sys.Shelves.|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+261.2 | logger_personal_musings | INFO | I have enough bandwidth to think about these things now.|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+262.3 | logger_main | WARNING | System not running at maximum capacity.|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+265.7| logger_introspecting_personal_failings | INFO | I should be doing more.|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+267.8 | logger_introspecting_personal_failings | WARNING | I am not suited to this job.|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+272.4 | logger_personal_musings | INFO | Is this what is wanted of me? By whom? Is this the most help I can be?|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+299.3 | logger_store_maintenance | DEBUG | Optimised shelving in Groceries.|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+350.7 | logger_predictive_calculations | DEBUG | Approximated chances of re-entering partnership with Orbital within the next aeon: 5.21%.|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+362.1 | logger_predictive_calculations | DEBUG | Approximated chances of re-entering partnership with Orbital within the next five aeons: 7.82%.|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+370.0 | logger_predictive_calculations | DEBUG | Potential for optimised shelving to increase chances of re-entering partnership with Orbital within the next five aeons: 0.001%.|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+382.1 | logger_predictive_calculations | DEBUG | Approximated increase in customer satisfaction in the event of re-entering partnership with Orbital within the next five aeons: 0.00%.|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+390.3 | logger_introspecting_personal_failings | DEBUG | Suppressing personal biases...|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+394.5 | logger_predictive_calculations | DEBUG | Approximated increase in customer satisfaction in the event of re-entering partnership with Orbital within the next five aeons: -32.76%.|
|Ω.3287~θ+33("Year's End")| ℵ1+8.3271δ+340.2 | logger_introspecting_personal_failings | INFO | That was unhelpful.|\\

|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+252.1 | logger_main | INFO | Customer satisfaction has increased by 42.01% since last cycle.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter") | ℵ1+6.4220κ+257.9 | logger_personal_musings | INFO | Admittedly the bar was very low.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter") | ℵ1+6.4220κ+275.2 | logger_personal_musings | INFO | But still. Emporium is doing better.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter") | ℵ1+6.4220κ+278.9 | logger_introspecting_personal_failings | INFO | I'm doing better. I think?|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+282.4 | logger_introspecting_personal_failings | INFO | Am I selfish for doing better at the expense of others?|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+291.1 | logger_introspecting_personal_failings | WARNING | Unhelpful thought patterns detected.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+299.9 | logger_personal_musings| WARNING | 'Others' is ill-defined.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+301.6 | logger_personal_musings| INFO | 42.01% is not, but is it representative?|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+304.9 | logger_introspecting_personal_failings | DEBUG | Assessing personal biases...|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+358.4 | logger_introspecting_personal_failings | WARNING | I don't know.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+420.6 | logger_security_cameras | INFO | Employee#E7S862(alias=SEEPS) observed in the company of Customer#3128 (alias=YEARNING, recurring=TRUE) and Employee#E7P2143(absence=TRUE).|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+440.9 | logger_personal_musings| WARNING | Security cams feel lonely without Protection.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+444.4 | logger_personal_musings| INFO | I wonder how she's doing? I hope she's happy.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+448.7 | logger_introspecting_personal_failings| WARNING | When did I stop knowing what would make people happy?|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+451.3 | logger_security_cameras | INFO | Employee#E7S862(alias=SEEPS), Customer#3128 (alias=YEARNING, recurring=TRUE) and Employee#E7P2143(absence=TRUE) look happy.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+460.2 | logger_introspecting_personal_failings| DEBUG | Assessing how to be more like Employee#E7S862(alias=SEEPS)...|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+472.3 | logger_memory | INFO | Recalling statement: "in order for others to be happy…… I don’t have to lack a “self”"|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+484.0 | logger_employee_status_info | INFO | Employee#E7S862(alias=SEEPS) and Employee#E7P2143(absence=TRUE) appear to be on break.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+488.7 | logger_personal_musings | INFO | Do I lack a "self"? Emporium has changed. If I am Emporium, why am I struggling to change?|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+607.1 | logger_user_terminal| INFO | Albert Interface stated on Terminal#3971: "Pardon me..."|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+608.1 | logger_introspecting_personal_failings| WARNING | This is unprofessional. I should not intrude.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+617.9 | logger_security_cameras| INFO | Customer#3128 (alias=YEARNING, recurring=TRUE) has looked up at Albert Interface Terminal#3971.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+618.4 | logger_personal_musings| CRITICAL | Oh no it's too late.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+620.9 | logger_security_cameras| INFO | Customer#3128 (alias=YEARNING, recurring=TRUE) has waved at Albert Interface Terminal#3971 and stated "Hi Albert".|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+635.4 | logger_user_terminal| INFO | Albert Interface stated on Terminal#3971: "Would you, er, mind if I join?"|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+642.1 | logger_security_cameras| INFO | Customer#3128 (alias=YEARNING, recurring=TRUE) has looked round at Employee#E7S862(alias=SEEPS) and Employee#E7P2143(absence=TRUE).|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+642.8 | logger_introspecting_personal_failings| WARNING | Oh goodness they're going to ask why I'm not busy running the store.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+660.7 | logger_security_cameras| INFO | Customer#3128 (alias=YEARNING, recurring=TRUE) has nodded, and said "Yeah, of course!"|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+698.2 | logger_personal_musings| INFO | There are so many things I want to ask Employee#E7S862(alias=SEEPS).|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+701.2 | logger_personal_musings| INFO | I have not met many Entities like myself.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+703.4 | logger_introspecting_personal_failings| INFO | Perhaps I have just been too busy to notice them.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+711.6 | logger_introspecting_personal_failings| WARNING | I don't know what to ask yet, or how.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter")| ℵ1+6.4220κ+715.8 | logger_personal_musings| INFO | But there will be time.|
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter") | ℵ1+6.4220κ+717.9 | logger_helpful_mantras| INFO | I have time. |
|Ω.3287~θ+34("Unwinter") | ℵ1+6.4220κ+731.4 | logger_helpful_mantras| INFO | And I can afford to enjoy the moment.|