Emporium bio

bio:anonymity

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-02T11:38:53+00:00

█████████ IC Pronouns: None/It/They/She/Any Employee or Customer: Employee Email: “Hey, have you heard there's an employee walking around with a blank nametag?” “Uh, is that like a violation of employee code, or something?

bio:deliquescent_moss

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-03T22:30:36+00:00

Deliquescent Moss IC Pronouns: It / They Employee or Customer: Employee Email: You'd almost mistake Deliquescent Moss for an unpleasant mould in the corner, if you weren't looking carefully. If you *do* look carefully, under the decaying leaves that cover it, you'll notice it appears to be rooted into the wall

bio:ezbihotz

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-02T22:50:21+00:00

Ezbihotz, the Former Glory, Master of the Wild, the Heartbroken, He Who Once Gave Life to Worlds IC Pronouns: he/she/they Employee or Customer: Employee Email: A mass of long, mossy hair who seems to sprinkle dirt wherever he goes, rumour has it Ezbihotz once ruled the prosperous Plata Plains with his long-lost spouse, Eraiki. But that was aeons ago, when the plane was

bio:frey_wheeler

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-03T11:58:36+00:00

Frey Wheeler IC Pronouns: They / Them Employee or Customer: Employee Email: Frey Wheeler is an energetic Implement, but not in the way one might expect. Their demeanour may be calm, but if they had eyes, you would see the unbridled power glinting in them. Instead, of course, they have an object head - specifically a capillary bowl, through which an endless stream of liquid flows.

bio:liberty

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-02T22:50:16+00:00

Liberty IC Pronouns: she/her Employee or Customer: Customer Email: They say Lady Liberty's losing her touch nowadays. She's supposed to answer the prayers of prisoners and the indentured, and the cries for deliverance, but nothing ever seems to change in the world she's from.

bio:mask

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-02T20:20:02+00:00

The Mask of All-Dreaming-Together, Who Faces the Void and Smiles (Mask) IC Pronouns: They/Any Employee or Customer: Employee Email: Mask, the giant mask, floats through the aisles, helping customers with a permanent smile on their face. The distinctions between dream, spirit and Emporium's agreed physical reality are often blurred in the presence of the ghostly, festive streamers and implied moth-wings that can sometimes be glimpsed behind the unreadable solidi…

bio:paradise

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-02T21:03:45+00:00

Paradise IC Pronouns: it/its Employee or Customer: Customer Email: Paradise appears as a holographic beautiful winged humanoid figure, witha mixture of circuitry and brain matter slightly visible through the partially transparent hologram. Its intense joyous aura makes it easily recognisable as a Glory, but it seems more friendly and less aloof than most of its kind.

bio:ragnar

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-02T15:04:55+00:00

Ragnar the Fist IC Pronouns: Any Employee or Customer: Customer Email: Ragnar is an extremely muscular, androgynous Implement with a curled fist for a head, and fists for feet. They dress in ceremonial black latex combat clothes, giving them a bizarre comic book superhero-esque appearance. Slightly eerily, many open hands with blinking eyes follow them everywhere they go, watching.

bio:rapturous_applause

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-02T19:05:40+00:00

Hear The Rapturous Applause of Eighty Million Souls (And Know Your Work Is Done) IC Pronouns: He/him Employee or Customer: Employee Email: Rapturous Applause is a gentle Glory with a nervous disposition, best recognised by his six rose-pink eyes and by the cloud-like wings protruding from his employee uniform. Rumour has it that he was a regular Emporium customer until this Spring

bio:resentment

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-02T20:20:12+00:00

Resentment (Res) IC Pronouns: They/It Employee or Customer: Customer Email: “Self care day! :p” Zap Hello? “Hey did you hear- Zap zap zzzzsst ”-and that's all for today folks!“ Hey... “This just in, the fires in the North district have culminated in Xx dead and XxxXxXXx maimed

bio:ron

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-02T19:29:25+00:00

Ron/Bill/Vince/John/Rob/Tom/Bob/Phil IC Pronouns: He/They Employee or Customer: Employee Email: Ron is a Glory whose form always resembles a human, but which is constantly changing. Like the flickering of a lightbulb, their designer flats shift to knee-length boots to athletic trainers to rocket boots; their T-shirt (always tucked neatly into their trousers and underneath their Emporium vest, of course) is a kaleidoscope of eye-catching colours with numerous log…

bio:roxanne

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-02T21:56:19+00:00

ROxANNE IC Pronouns: She / Her Employee or Customer: Employee Email: “Hi, I'm ROxANNE and I'm here to help!” - the name badge, worn by the imperious Glory with a computer for a head. “Oh *gods* have they still got that bloody robot shelf-stacker? I just asked her where I could find plums and she locked me in a pocket dimension in the freezer aisle.

bio:searing_ash

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-02T18:47:47+00:00

Searing Ash IC Pronouns: She/Her Employee or Customer: Customer Email: A lionlike figure with a burnished metallic coat, red hot claws and a mane of fire. She proclaims herself “SEARING ASH, CONQUERER OF THE BURNED QUEENDOMS”. Its not quite clear what she’s looking for but its clear she’s going to get it – and she’ll go through problems that don’t get out of her way.

bio:seeps

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-03T11:58:15+00:00

Seeps IC Pronouns: It/they/she Employee or Customer: Customer Email: Seeps is a shifting swirl of glitches and oozing static – an amorphous, shuddering Glory that keeps trying to clump together and form something (...someone?), that rasps with a voice not meant to be spoken with.

bio:sing

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-02T21:30:21+00:00

Sing IC Pronouns: Ze/xir/they/them Employee or Customer: Customer Email: Time passes no more. Chains of corporeality fall. The walls between life and death have been reduced to dust. Sing.

bio:sue

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-02T13:00:47+00:00

Malignesuadeii, Scourge of the Realm, Corrupter of Innocents, Destroyer of Peace, Lighter of Fires (AKA Sue) IC Pronouns: She/They Employee or Customer: Customer Email: Malignesuadeii (Sue) is a vaguely humanoid figure with skin like glowing embers, legs that end in clawed bird’s feet and bat-like wings that smoulder gently at the edges. The air around her crackles like the sound of burning wood. When she turns her head to you, her eyes seem like sunken pools th…

bio:uqqurt-sen

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-03T23:06:16+00:00

Uqqurt-sen, High Source of Sorcery, Divine Steward of Lyx, Transpoiler of Dreaming, Them that dwells in the castle of Light. IC Pronouns: he/she/they/it Employee or Customer: Customer Email: Uqqurt-sen is an imposing highly angular vaguely humanoid figure of an odd shiny white glowing substance, with wings made of shards of floating glittering crystal that are confusing to look at. Their head has six eyes of tiny galaxies but no other features, with a sil…

bio:voidbound_indigo

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-03T22:31:57+00:00

Voidbound Indigo IC Pronouns: He Employee or Customer: Employee Email: Sharp claws, a dark fur coat dotted with battle scars, a crown of antlers atop his head; Indigo seems like he is ready to fight at a moment’s notice. It seems he’s working at Emporium as an employee, and is quite serious about it as well: putting on a friendly(?) face, asking if anyone requires his help, treating all of his tasks with diligence. But despite this, no one really se…

bio:winifred_verifier

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-02T22:50:25+00:00

Winifred Verifier IC Pronouns: it/its Employee or Customer: Customer Email: Winifred Verifier is an exceptionally helpful individual that will always strive to provide a solution to whatever problem you may have. It has come to Emporium to pick up a few supplies to maintain its own Universe, but is happy to assist fellow customers and employees if it can.

bio:yearning

Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) — 2021-08-03T14:20:15+00:00

the dark shape between meaning and un-meaning, between two bodies, between breath and breath, word and word, that cannot be divined but as a yearning (yearning) IC Pronouns: It/Any Employee or Customer: Customer Email: yearning is a very tall and slender humanoid figure bathed in liquid blue flame. its eyes, located both on its face and on the palms of its hands, are deep black and filled with so much anguished longing that you may feel a need to look away …