https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/ 2026-04-13T15:17:40+00:00 https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/ https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/_media/favicon.ico text/html 2021-10-12T10:56:31+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:albert_interface?rev=1634036191&do=diff Albert Interface " “I kind of want to say [Egbert and Albert] are made of synergy” - Sophia" System Log Ω.3287~θ+33(“Year's End”) ℵ1+8.3271δ+231.7 logger_main WARNING Emporium has ceased partnership with The Orbital Conglomerate™. text/html 2021-10-12T10:56:37+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:anonymity?rev=1634036197&do=diff Anonymity At Long Last (A few pieces of paper are pinned to the bottom of the Emporium bulletin board.) “Now, now, what do we have here?” A tall maple Ent stood stately, her crimson crown tilting a little, as she inspected the expanse before her. text/html 2021-10-12T10:56:43+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:ashen_liberty?rev=1634036203&do=diff Ashen Liberty (formerly Searing Ash) Wars to Ashes The war was long and ugly. I can still remember it vividly enough to know we're both better off if I spare you from most of the details. We weren't special, we were just angry at being stepped on. text/html 2021-10-12T11:05:22+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:coo_coos?rev=1634036722&do=diff The Coo Coos An Exhortation You who labour and toil, who put your shoulders to the wheel, upon whose work the system rests: Workers of the worlds, unite! Is it your bosses in Emporium who venture out into the warehouses, risking life and wing to retrieve goods for customers? text/html 2021-10-12T10:58:34+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:deliquescent_moss?rev=1634036314&do=diff Deliquescent Moss Unseasons Greetings To the tune of... " Hark how Kerbies Blazing Kerbies All seem to say Feed me today Winter's not here Time for good cheer Throughout the store There's growth galore Feed me, feed me, Eat all they see We are starving text/html 2021-10-12T10:58:45+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:emporium?rev=1634036325&do=diff Emporium " “It's a bureaucratic nightmare rather than a corporate hellscape“ - Rowan" Emporium Newsletter - Spring has Sprung and Changes are Afoot! Whether you're new to the newsletter, it's old hat, or you're receiving it in an old hat, hello and welcome to our latest Spring newsletter! You're all astute enough to know that big changes have been coming - the first of course being the new newsletter format and style! We know that those of you who are joining us now are used to a bit more … text/html 2021-10-12T10:58:51+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:frey_wheeler?rev=1634036331&do=diff Frey Wheeler Memorandum of status Memorandum of status To: All Employees working at Emporium From: Frey Wheeler Date: Ω.3287~θ+33 (“Year's End”) Subject: Company organisational changes As many of you will be aware now, Emporium and Orbital are going their separate ways. We have now finalised a deal that will see the two businesses decouple from one another. We believe this is in both Emporium and Orbital’s best interests, as the values of the two organisations have diverged. text/html 2021-10-12T10:59:16+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:hollow_king?rev=1634036356&do=diff The Hollow King (formerly Ezbihotz) Before the End They gather. Not as many as was hoped. Many have already sought their rapprochement with their former oppressors. A company have sworn themselves to the banner of a Liberty who doesn’t really exist anymore, and gird themselves to head out on an eternal, fruitless pilgrimage across the worlds. But, well, there are still a multitude here, at the gate back to the Plata Plains. Enough hard-bitten freedom fighters, zealots, orphans (those for whom… text/html 2021-10-12T11:04:25+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:karen?rev=1634036665&do=diff KaREN MSN Goods: Pitch Deck Found at... Reviews Mia Santangelo REPORT: PROMISING OPPORTUNITIES Honestly, The Firm could learn a thing or two from MSN Goods. The sheer glee with which they embrace absolute profitability should be an inspiration to us all. MSN Goods has made an artform of the systematic dismissal of sentient suffering. Absolutely inspired. I recommend investigating whether they offer Management classes for Firm Executives. text/html 2021-10-12T14:58:53+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:mask?rev=1634050733&do=diff Mask Who We Are, and Who We Will Be You are upon the stage once more. Before you are your people, descendents of your creators. They look up at you, in amazement, in awe, in contemplation. Their hopes and dreams are the strings that hold you, the strings that sustain you. So perhaps, in some sense, what you wish to say today is also what they themselves secretly hope and dream about, even though they do not yet know this. text/html 2021-10-12T10:59:30+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:nightmare?rev=1634036370&do=diff Present Absences " “What's the difference between hatched chick and baby chick?” - Conor “The baby chick did not hatch.” - Rowan, ominously" Nightmare They say that there is a door in the Dreamers’ Lodge which you can only find when you are asleep. They say that under no circumstances should you open it, no matter how much you want to. Even if you are being chased, you should not open that door. Even if the monsters are drawing ever closer, you should not open that door. Even if there is n… text/html 2021-10-12T10:59:36+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:paradise?rev=1634036376&do=diff Paradise Observation Welcome to the Emporium Inter-Universal Observation Platform! Our patented negative-potential Omniglass™ keeps you safe from the existence-stripping pressure of the inter-universal medium while giving you an unparalleled view across the cosmos. Pick up a guide book, or ask one of our metacosmologists to help you identify the objects currently close to Emporium in the local cosmic hypersphere! Can you find your own homeplane? Take home a picture today - only 1 $C! Impress … text/html 2021-10-12T10:59:42+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:ragnar?rev=1634036382&do=diff Ragnar A NEW DAWN FOR WORKER'S RIGHTS! GLORIOUS WORKERS UNITE! EMPLOYEES OF EMPORIUM! ENTITIES AND BEINGS OF ALL KIND! DO YOU FEEL THAT YOUR HARD WORK IS NOT BEING COMPENSATED TO THE DEGREE IT SHOULD BE? DO YOU WORRY FOR YOUR SAFETY WHEN YOU SEARCH THE WAREHOUSE FOR YOUR CUSTOMERS’ PERFECT PRODUCTS? text/html 2021-10-12T11:00:02+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:rapturous_applause?rev=1634036402&do=diff Rapturous Applause A Hop, Skip, and a Star Portal Away um!! yes it is a star portal and it is very good not just because it is in the shape of my friend's face but also because of that because he is very good so has a very good face!!! look at the six main points and let them look at you too and you can go to all sorts of very good places and maybe also visit a friend sometimes because visiting friends is good and this is another thing that makes my friend rapturous applause very good!!! text/html 2021-10-12T11:00:25+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:ron?rev=1634036425&do=diff Ron One Step at a Time Dear Calculations Infinite & Divine (CC: Ron, Albert), Thank you for your recent correspondence, and entrusting me with executing your final decision in the matter of the state of affairs within Emporium pertaining to Orbital relations. Below is my summary of the most recent updates: text/html 2021-10-12T11:03:16+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:searing_queen?rev=1634036596&do=diff The Searing Queen (formerly Liberty) Re: aftermath Security Chief Kerral (cc: Head of Security Phloupostrophe). I’ve been to the ritual site. It’s too late to dissuade them, stop them, cancel the purchase, do anything about them. It was all there. The guillotine – conceptually linked to both of them so strongly. The little snag of reversed time, to run the separation in reverse. The little beads of superconductive solder, to allow them to run the transfer without any interference. The holy me… text/html 2021-10-12T11:00:39+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:seeps?rev=1634036439&do=diff Seeps Interview Albert Internal Conversation Log Log Number #ERR MEM OVERFLOW Timestamp ℵ1+4.6294ε+817.2 --begin log-- Hi there! Please, take a seat. Oh, don’t worry about it. All the office chairs reset about once a day, so it will fix itself soon enough. As long as you’re comfortable? text/html 2021-10-12T11:00:53+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:sue?rev=1634036453&do=diff Sue All in Balance Long ago, there were two villages that sat on opposite sides of a river. In each resided a brilliant mind. In the northern village, there lived an inventor. Or at least, that’s what she called herself. In truth, she simply liked to tinker, finding old bits of broken machinery and putting them together to make toys which clicked and whirred. text/html 2021-10-12T11:01:33+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:the_cryptids?rev=1634036493&do=diff The Cryptids " “Cryptid is a name for a friend you just haven't made yet” - Leah
 “Cryptid is a name for a friend you're not sure exists” - Rowan" Unwinterwatch AUTUMN: Good-ummm-morning! Huh, I suppose we have that now! Welcome to Unwinterswatch, I’m your host Autumn Oak! Hi! text/html 2021-10-12T11:05:44+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:the_firm?rev=1634036744&do=diff The Firm Vultures * 00:53 F-0521-A: Sonoran, this is Firm Scout Ship Amargosa, radio check. * 00:53 F-0030-A: Amargosa, this is Firm Gate Tender Sonoran Actual, reading you loud and clear. How’s the weather out there, over? * 00:54 F-0521-A: text/html 2021-10-12T11:05:01+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:the_multiverse?rev=1634036701&do=diff The Multiverse And the Multiverse? The Multiverse went on as it always had done. Because what has happened this Season in Emporium has happened before, and is currently happening elsewhere, and is destined to happen again. Though the fate of worlds might have hung in the balance, at the end of the day, it really was just a shopping trip. text/html 2021-10-12T11:02:06+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:the_ohm?rev=1634036526&do=diff The OHM " “There are consequences because the mafia has purchased your soul” - Rowan" Dearest Albert, I’m sorry you have not heard from us in so long. The quiet corner of the Multiverse in which we have found ourselves has little in the way of connection: hence a letter is not only a charming medium but a necessary one. text/html 2021-10-12T11:02:12+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:unused_audio?rev=1634036532&do=diff Unused Audio While we were preparing to run Emporium and discussing how best to make use of various forms of multimedia, we produced a few recordings that never made it into the game! They're attached here for your listening pleasure: Unused Firm Recording text/html 2021-10-12T11:02:19+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:uqqurt-sen?rev=1634036539&do=diff Uqqurt-sen The Manymysteries of Mung Having conceded at last that his Mungness had been deceived by the absurd contrivances of the Muggulando, and forced to confront the unlikely truths behind the words of his outcast former consort, many questions still plagued every dimension of the mind of Uqqurt-sen. Whyever would the Muggulando, who had created all of Mung in near-perfect harmony, and governed Mung with what had always seemed like an upright and honest integrity, fail to realise that his … text/html 2021-10-12T11:02:25+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:voidbound_indigo?rev=1634036545&do=diff Voidbound Indigo Sunset The sun is low in the sky, as Voidbound Indigo scans the horizon. He’s not quite sure what he’s looking for, but he has a promise to keep. “I’ll not let you be dragged down by what I’ve done. Don’t worry, I have a plan. Wait for me. Look to the evening skies. You’ll know when you see it. text/html 2021-10-12T11:02:30+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:winifred_verifier?rev=1634036550&do=diff Winifred Verifier Flicker off. Flicker on. The Universe 9000 Delux Megasystem doesn’t change much after that fateful year at Emporium. As it is reset – over and over again, by its pair of skilful custodians, for every kind of reason – it persists, much as it ever has. text/html 2021-10-12T11:02:36+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://emporium.oxfordrpg.com/eternity:yearning?rev=1634036556&do=diff yearning Immortals' Playground “Welcome! To! Nightmare’s! Nightmareland!” With that, a star explodes above you, raining down balls of colourful fire that screams like newborn babes. It’s the last day of the seasonal cycle, and you have decided to invite your friends to do something fun and memorable together. You specifically extend the invitation to the many Present Absences in the store, including Egbert and Albert (who isn’t one but that’s more a technicality). Egbert sent a note to say …