GMs and NPCs
This page lists the GMs of Emporium and the NPCs they play. If you'd like to contact an NPC by email, please add “FAO: [GM name]” in the subject line of your email (otherwise, we might miss it!) If you're not sure who to contact, please feel free to direct your query to the entire GM team.
Sophia dM (Head GM)
Pronouns: She
Contact: gm_sophia@emporium.oxfordrpg.com
How would I manifest as an Entity in Emporium? A strange kind of swiss knife Implement with a cat's body, probably.
| NPC | Pronouns | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Albert6772 | He/They/Any | The face that welcomes customers and employees alike to Emporium; your friendly neighbourhood store AI |
Chris N
Pronouns: He
Contact: gm_chris@emporium.oxfordrpg.com
How would I manifest as an Entity in Emporium? An Implement whose head resembles a spherical space station, easily mistaken for a small moon.
| NPC | Pronouns | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Honeluxillisur (AKA Nellie) | She/They | A glory made of gently flowing water. |
| Kerbie | Any | A small animated furry toy. |
| John Smith | He/They | A human secretary, mostly seen around Ragnar the Fist. |
| Johann Singer | He | Gramophone-headed Implement who looks after the Entertainment section of the store. |
Conor W
Pronouns: Any
Contact: gm_conor@emporium.oxfordrpg.com
How would I manifest as an Entity in Emporium? A dog-headed Chimerae called “Good, Gooder, Goodest (Floof)“
| NPC | Pronouns | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Autumn Oak | She/They/It | A chimera hired by Emporium to investigate cryptids |
Cynthia Z
Pronouns: She
Contact: gm_cynthia@emporium.oxfordrpg.com
How would I manifest as an Entity in Emporium? A humanoid Glory with mirrored wings, a circle of tarot card themed Venecian masks that spin around the head, and no face.
| NPC | Pronouns | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Felix888 | He | A fortune teller with a Magic 8-Ball for a head who works in the Empty Vessel. |
| Alaiveanzhe, the Daughter of the Song, Voice of the Unspeakable, She Who Fails | She | Voice behind many of the guided meditations available in the Empty Vessel. |
Elynor K
Pronouns: She
Contact: gm_elynor@emporium.oxfordrpg.com
How would I manifest as an Entity in Emporium? A slug Chimera in a pristine suit, leaving an audit trail in slime wherever I go.
| NPC | Pronouns | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Hadley Dashboard | They | CRT-headed Implement and Emporium's Taskmaster, here to dispense tasks and support employees with work queries and advice. |
| Viridian Orchard | He | A wasp Chimera and a team manager in Groceries & Essentials who has very strong feelings about fruit. |
| “Normal Being” | They | A very normal Glory customer who is too normal to be suspicious. |
| Empathy | He | A seasoned manager of Emporium and Glory, normally found around Returns or Customer Complaints. He really cares about your problems. They're just so very important. |
| Serendipitous-Swift-Sensical a.k.a. Swift | He | Heron Chimera and Orbital Secretary First Class™ seconded to the Orbital operations in Emporium. Hides high levels of stress under extreme formality. It even works, sometimes. |
| Hildegard Destroyer | She | Shredder-headed Implement working as an Orbital Negotiator. |
Leah O
Pronouns: Xie, She
Contact: gm_leah@emporium.oxfordrpg.com
How would I manifest as an Entity in Emporium? An Implement who has lost xir head, but seems to be gamely tottering on regardless. Hopefully xii'll find a new one! Believe in her!
| NPC | Pronouns | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Ciel Factbooker | She | Globe-headed Implement who delights in looking up FACTS for passing Entities |
| Amand Marker | She | Ticker-tape-headed Implement, head of Warehouse Retrieval Ops |
| Eska | It | Unfathomably ancient Glory, on a quest to the edge of the infinite Store |
| Between-Golden-Sunset-And-Blue-Black Sky | They | Martial Coo-Coo, hapless prisoner |
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| Mia Santangelo | She | Normal human representative of a normal human organisation |
| Johnny Gangster | He | Emporium's head chef. Not a gangster, manner of speaking, name, appearance notwithstanding |
| Eleonora0048156 | She | Chain-smoking astrolabe-headed Implement, behind the scenes fixer |
| One from a rambunctious mob of customers | Various | Any of a bunch of incredibly inconsiderate customers |
| Kerral | They | Former Chimera Coo-coo negotiator, now mid-level security coordinator |
| PARAMOUNTCY | He | Renegade strikebreaker, solar tyrant-Glory |
Rowan M
Pronouns: They
Contact: gm_rowan@emporium.oxfordrpg.com
How would I manifest as an Entity in Emporium? A howling in the air vents. A dark shape between the aisles. Footsteps just out of sight. An antler-crested Chimera with wolf's teeth.
| NPC | Pronouns | Description |
|---|---|---|
| “Old Hand Chimera” a.k.a Pleasant | They | A customer…? |
| “Serpentine Chimera” | It/They | A mysterious Entity. Name unknown. |
| Charcoal Jet | She | Minotaur-like Chimera, Head of Hardware. |
| Sigrid Lawmaker | She | Fountain-pen-headed Implement. Employee. |